March 2012
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I'm about to message one of my many attractive...
and say something creepy/true.
fault-and-failure asked: you better get on skype right now!
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andresphotog asked: You're so pretty when you're needy ;-P
smokingcrackandworshipingsatan asked: You're so much of a big fat faggot.
"You're so.." finish it in my ask.
raatqueen:
Yeah, do that :D
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
thomasstuart asked: not skype worthy though.
fault-and-failure asked: Yay! I'm gonna go wash this haircolor out of my hair right now, and when I get back we can get naked... I mean... chat on skype together.
thomasstuart asked: hey i have a laptop so we can skype too! ...jk im too ugly for you lulz
fault-and-failure asked: Hey! I gots my own laptop so now we won't have the annoyance of my mic cutting out when we skype!
Anonymous asked: what size boobies
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I get really into country music when it's playing.
Like..
Fully engaged in it.
I dance.
I sing.
I do the guitar with my mouth.
I really hope one day I find a man that can handle that, because it’s serious business.
You get the same effects with Senses Fail and AFI.
I Hope Rick Santorum
mopedsandbullshit:
skeeba:
wotcherharry:
whatthebeautyis:
kennywaves:
plays Pokemon and encounters nothing but Zubat for the entire game.
steps on a Lego.
Barefoot.
goes to the store to buy his favorite candy to find THEY’RE OUT
Gets the red ring of death The day before fallout 4 comes out.
Gets beat up by an atheist, a female, and a homosexual all in the same day.
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xhardcorebearx asked: Your Tumblr is rad, you’re pretty, thus making you attractive. AND NOBODY WILL DO IT. lol.
http://noporninmyposts.tumblr.com/ask →
exposedwasteland:
notalygner:
Leave a number (or a few) in my ask, and I’ll reply with the appropriate numbers for you! :-D
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
I’d appreciate this :)
No one will.
February 2012
1,497 posts
5 tags
Anonymous asked: your gauges are awesome!!!!! hw big are they???
I got called into work ^.^ fuck yeah
Anonymous asked: i love key & peele
trilogyv asked: hey, you're really pretty. <3______<3
Haley and I are gonna watch Key and Peele together then my insomnia meds are probably gonna kick in.
G’night, fellas.
Anonymous asked: how many follows?
nothingtrueeverdies asked: Uh, when did I ever mention my opinion of you? I think you're pretty cool.